September 22, 2014

wrapi:

when the teacher forgets that there was homework and someone makes sure to remind her that there was

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September 20, 2014

rubyvroom:

Sorry for the extremely lengthy post on your dashes but this is so important

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September 15, 2014

vvidowsbite:

capsbvcky:

i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve

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but he keeps on dodging

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which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away

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like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS

# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU

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September 15, 2014
lonelycoast:

 

Whoa, that’s some athleticism.

lonelycoast:

 

Whoa, that’s some athleticism.

September 15, 2014

This is amazing! Vince is a robot!!!

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September 12, 2014
social-pariah:

the-weird-wide-web:

I wonder what the plant said to him….

yeah this the best reason 2 become a vegan


It probably said “hey asshole, stop shaking me!”

social-pariah:

the-weird-wide-web:

I wonder what the plant said to him….

yeah this the best reason 2 become a vegan

It probably said “hey asshole, stop shaking me!”

(via onlylolgifs)

September 11, 2014

sophiniesom:

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

^ That story just made my night. Thank you.

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August 30, 2014

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August 16, 2014

megaparsecs:

i just wanted to put this out there since im sure it’ll get written about differently tomorrow. 

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August 14, 2014

grilledsneakers:

This is what the people of Ferguson are up against and if you still don’t think that this is a big deal then you need to wake the fuck up

Are you pissed yet?

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August 14, 2014

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Movie Clip - Baby Groot Dancing (2014) Vin Diese…
loveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveLOVELOVELOOOOOVEEEEE THIS!

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August 11, 2014

egyptianstargazer:

You will be missed Robin Williams! RIP

Age: 63

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August 9, 2014
hobolunchbox:

Sparring partner.

hobolunchbox:

Sparring partner.

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August 9, 2014
thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”


This man is my everything.

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

This man is my everything.

(via lonelycoast)

August 5, 2014
"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street."

— George Carlin (via jackviolet)

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